My Reflection (humor)

My Reflection




I asked myself,
"Who is that man looking so drab?"
A gray haired fellow,
getting a little bald?
That is impossible!
it's me!
The mirror on the wall
not telling no lie.
"You sir, are not the fairest of them all!"

“Look at you” the mirror seemed to say,
"You have a double chin
underneath that goofy grin,
and where you used to be thin
 flab is moving in!
You have bags under your eyes big enough
you could store nuts from under a tree!”

I counseled with myself,
"Beauty is only skin deep!"
My reflection reminded me
"Ugly is to the bone!"
So I simply closed my eyes
while I brushed my teeth!

I opened my eyes
and I looked at me,
“You’re not so bad for a man
almost fifty-three!”
My reflection looked at me
and said, “I agree!”

Rick J. Musick
10-12-2011

If Jesus Can Say to...Then He Can Speak to You!

IF JESUS CAN SAY TO…THEN HE CAN SPEAK TO YOU!

If God can, ‘part the Red sea!’
If God can, ‘cause water to flow out of a rock!’
If God can, ‘move on a Raven to feed a prophet!’
If God can, ‘put meal in a widows barrel!’
If God can, ‘turn bitter waters sweet!’
If God can, ‘Make a Sun dial go backwards!’
If God can, ‘tell the Sun to be still!’

If Jesus can say, “Take up thy bed and walk” and the lame leap for joy!
If Jesus can say “Peace be still!” to a raging storm, and the winds obey Him!
If Jesus can say, “Go wash in the pool Siloam.” and the blind came seeing!
If Jesus can say, “Let down your nests for a draught!” and filled two boats!
If Jesus can say to a woman caught in adultery, “Neither do I condemn thee.”
If Jesus can say to Lazarus after four days dead, “Come forth!” And He came out of the grave!

Then, ‘God can’, do whatever He needs to do,
Say whatever He needs to say,
To see to it that you make it through!
He can speak to you and your need and change your situation!

Need A miracle?
Need forgiveness?
Need A resurrection of faith?
Need Hope?
Need Healing?
Need Happiness?
Need Peace?

Heb 13:8  Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.
He is not the ‘Great I was’, He is the, “Great I Am!”
Not the God that did, He is the , God that does!
Not the God that could, He is the, God that can!
Not the God that would, He is the’ God that will!
He is the mighty God, not the God that might!
God can, turn your mess into a message!
Turn your  mistake into a miracle!
Turn your test into a testimony!

1Sa 3:9 “… Speak, LORD; for thy servant heareth…”